The list goes on and on. But as many times as I have heard the commercials for ED, I always get a chuckle when they say "Seek medical attention if you experience an erection for more than four hours."
The Legend of The Blue Pill Man is a light hearted look at this dilemma.
he thought it would be a blast
but the old lady said, "not so fast!"
"you can put that thing away...
where not doing that today"
he hadn't thought it all through
he peaked out the window
and saw the neighbors dog
a Rottweiler named - Sue
he shook his head in disbelief
man... did he need relief?!?
it was only an hour ago
he didn't know whether to stay or go
was it the truth or just a story
of the Blue Pill Man in all his glory
clothes were just to damn tight
time to let it shine in the sunlight
the wife's mouth dropped open in shock
when the door he unlocked
he walked outside for the world to see
singing the song "Born Free"
two hours had past
but right than... time wasn't moving fast
he couldn't believe that thing wouldn't go away
he couldn't stay locked up the rest of the day
this pride had to be shared
it was truth... not a dare
streaking down main street
feeling the asphalt on his feet
with an ear to ear grin waving to all
praying it'd never fall
just when he thought he'd been blest
it was the beginning of a new mess
out of the corner of his eye
oh my God... it wasn't a lie
four cops were chasing him
the race was on... who'd win
bow legged running away
they still talk about it till this day
smiling... he still waved
it was a Kodak moment the cops would save
ran into a field... hiding in the grass
if they looked hard they'd see his white ass
three hours... four hours... now at five
his little buddy... still very alive
no cell phone... no doctor to call
when will this bad boy finally fall
in the darkness… cops still buzzing around
that romp down main street... was the talk of the town
on that clear summer night
when the moon shined bright
a legend was born of the blue pill man
running all night throughout the land
they finally caught him at sunrise
sound asleep... but still standing tall with his prize
the blue pill man was taken away
but where he went... no one would say
some say he's part of a circus side show
still ready to go, go, go
others say he's the father of ten
a new generation of proud blue pill men
the town remembers his man-made mountain
and talk about erecting a monument with a fountain
yeah the Blue Pill man ran around our city
and we didn't know whether to applaud
or give him our pity
but the old lady said, "not so fast!"
"you can put that thing away...
where not doing that today"
he hadn't thought it all through
he peaked out the window
and saw the neighbors dog
a Rottweiler named - Sue
he shook his head in disbelief
man... did he need relief?!?
it was only an hour ago
he didn't know whether to stay or go
was it the truth or just a story
of the Blue Pill Man in all his glory
clothes were just to damn tight
time to let it shine in the sunlight
the wife's mouth dropped open in shock
when the door he unlocked
he walked outside for the world to see
singing the song "Born Free"
two hours had past
but right than... time wasn't moving fast
he couldn't believe that thing wouldn't go away
he couldn't stay locked up the rest of the day
this pride had to be shared
it was truth... not a dare
streaking down main street
feeling the asphalt on his feet
with an ear to ear grin waving to all
praying it'd never fall
just when he thought he'd been blest
it was the beginning of a new mess
out of the corner of his eye
oh my God... it wasn't a lie
four cops were chasing him
the race was on... who'd win
bow legged running away
they still talk about it till this day
smiling... he still waved
it was a Kodak moment the cops would save
ran into a field... hiding in the grass
if they looked hard they'd see his white ass
three hours... four hours... now at five
his little buddy... still very alive
no cell phone... no doctor to call
when will this bad boy finally fall
in the darkness… cops still buzzing around
that romp down main street... was the talk of the town
on that clear summer night
when the moon shined bright
a legend was born of the blue pill man
running all night throughout the land
they finally caught him at sunrise
sound asleep... but still standing tall with his prize
the blue pill man was taken away
but where he went... no one would say
some say he's part of a circus side show
still ready to go, go, go
others say he's the father of ten
a new generation of proud blue pill men
the town remembers his man-made mountain
and talk about erecting a monument with a fountain
yeah the Blue Pill man ran around our city
and we didn't know whether to applaud
or give him our pity
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